Some SMS Jokes

Teacher: You call your mother as mum. What will you call your mother's younger sister and elder sister?
Santa: So simple, I will call them minimum and maximum.

Jeeto : Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Santa : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday!

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say that she's no good!

English Teacher : Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid:" Yeah , once my sister said she has missed one ,my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away."

Santa: Banta! There's a bomb in my garden!
Banta: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

After finishing MBBS Santa started his practice. He checked first patient`s eyes, tongue and ears with a torch and finally says : Torch is okay.

Santa: Doctor! My son swallowed a key!
Doctor: When?
Santa: Three months ago
Dr: What were you doing till now?
Santa: We were using aduplicate key
Dr: So why did you come today?
Santa: We lost the duplicate key!

Santa: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
Banta: Who ?
Santa: I don't know how she got my number. She interrupts whenever I call someone and says "Please recharge your card."

Exams are like girl friends - Too many questions - Difficult to understand - More explanation is needed - Result is always fail!