Some Sardar Ji Jokes

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man
says "Chin Yu Yan" and dies. Sardar goes to China to
find meaning of friends last words. It is "you're
standing on the oxygen tube!!"

A sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C. After
seeing the Form, he had gone to DELHI for filling up.
U know why? Form says " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid. A Sardar
stands up - we must find & stop her!

Sardar: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why
others are running?

Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin. Again
had twins & named Peter & Repeater. Again twins &
named Max & Climax.Again the same.
Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!

A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face
in a funeral function.
Suddenly all relatives beat him. Why? He said "SMILE
PLEASE"

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail".

Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs
tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he
does this. Sardar: "I've been promoted as branch
manager."

Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
mouth.........WHY? Because his doctor advised him
"Today's dinner should be light".

Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He
was not sure also what to be filled in column "Salary
Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes!

One sardarji Professor asked a plumber to come to his
college. U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is
leaking...

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.