Hindi Joke

बंता: यार कोई ऐसा गिफ्ट बता जो सीधा तेरी भाभी के दिल पर लगे?
संता: गोली मार दे!

Husband in Sasural

A Husband ask wife in his Sasural "Darling would you like to have Sex!"
Wife replied "No, This is my father's house."
Husband "To mere baap ka ghar kya Red Light area hai jo turant razi ho jati hai."