First Time Sex

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner
with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to
the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first
time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to
buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or Family pack. The boy insists on the family pack
because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come
on in!'

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A
minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10
minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes
with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the Boyfriend,
'I had no idea you were this religious.'

The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your Father was a
pharmacist.'

Horror Story

True Horror, which took place last month. This happened about a month ago near Lonavala
A guy was driving from Mumbai to Pune and decided not to take the new expressway as he wanted to see the scenery.. The inevitable happens and when he reached the ghats his car breaks down. He's stranded miles from nowhere
Having no choice he started walking on the side of the road, hoping to get a lift to the nearest town
It was dark and pretty soon he got wet and shivering. The night rolled on and no car passed by

Suddenly, he saw a car coming towards him. It slowed and then stops next to him. Without thinking the guy opened the door and jumps in. Seated in the back, he leaned forward to thank the person who had saved him. He realizes there is nobody behind the wheel!

Even though there's no one in the front seat and no sound of any engine, the car starts moving slowly. The guy looks at the road ahead and sees a curve coming. Scared almost to death he starts to pray, begging the Lord for his life

He hasn't come out of shock, when just before he hits the curve, a hand appears through the window and moves the wheel! The car makes the curve safely and continues on the road to the next bend. The guy, now paralyzed in terror, watches how the hand appears every time they are before a curve and moves the steering wheel just enough to get the car around each bend

Finally, the guy sees lights ahead. Gathering his courage he wrenches open the door of the silent, slowly moving car, scrambles out and runs as hard as he can towards the lights
It's a small town.

He stumbles into a dhaba, and asks for a drink, and breaks down. Then he starts talking about the horrible experience he's just been through

There is dead silence in the dhaba when he stops talking
And that's when Santa and Banta Singh walk into the dhaba
Santa points and says, "Look Banta, that's the weird guy who got into our car when we were pushing it"