Monday, February 19, 2007

How 2 Identify Cities In India ???

How 2 Identify Cities In India ???
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Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. You are in Kolkata

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks
on.That's Mumbai

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to makepeace.The first two get together & beat him up.That's Delhi

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall. That's Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program. Of course That's Bangalore

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes
in.That's Chennai.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.You are DEFINITELY IN HARYANA

Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Finally two political parties are fighting.You are DEFINITELY IN BIHAR

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Santa and Frog

One Day Santa asked a frog sitting near a pond "Oye Bata, Ki Sardaron ke dimag hota hai ki nahin?" (Hey, tell me whether Sardar's have brain or not?"

The Frog said "Nahin!" (No!) and jumped in the pond.

Santa standing a minute said "Isme Sucide karne ki kya baat thi ?!?" (What was the reason behind the frog commiting sucide ?!?)