Logical n Legal .....:)

After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"

Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"

Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "

Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"

Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.

Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.

He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."

Engineer Joke

A declaration by an Engg. student at the end of paper

"I hereby declare that the answes written above are true to the best of my frind's knowledge & belief and I claim no resposobility of the correctness of the answers, all the i am writing are ficititous & are related to no real subject matter. Its just writtn for the sake of enjoyment. Any resemblance with correct answers is purely coincidential...........

How 2 Identify Cities In India ???

How 2 Identify Cities In India ???
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Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. You are in Kolkata

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks
on.That's Mumbai

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to makepeace.The first two get together & beat him up.That's Delhi

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall. That's Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program. Of course That's Bangalore

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes
in.That's Chennai.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.You are DEFINITELY IN HARYANA

Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Finally two political parties are fighting.You are DEFINITELY IN BIHAR

Santa and Frog

One Day Santa asked a frog sitting near a pond "Oye Bata, Ki Sardaron ke dimag hota hai ki nahin?" (Hey, tell me whether Sardar's have brain or not?"

The Frog said "Nahin!" (No!) and jumped in the pond.

Santa standing a minute said "Isme Sucide karne ki kya baat thi ?!?" (What was the reason behind the frog commiting sucide ?!?)